The charm of rural living

I stopped in at Unnamed Pizza Joint last night to pick up dinner and there was a stack of fliers by the register that caught my eye. Actually, it was hard NOT to notice the stack of fliers - the stack looked like it was at least an entire ream of copier paper (a typical ream of paper contains 500 sheets).
Click on the image above to enlarge for enhanced enjoyment. Identifying information has been removed to protect... well, me.